The life of a Liz

I am more unique than New York, but Suzy still beats me on selling seashells down by the shore, that bitch.

This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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This is so funny because I read it as she says it in the movie

This is so funny because I read it as she says it in the movie