The life of a Liz

I am more unique than New York, but Suzy still beats me on selling seashells down by the shore, that bitch.

“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
We were married for three years and five days, and I loved him. But for the last couple months, I just wasn’t into sex at all. It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed. Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids and I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. I don’t think that makes me a criminal.”

I love this scene/movie BUT no one in the state of PA has ever called it “king of Prussia mall” at least I’ve never heard them add mall to the end. Things like this bother me…

(Source: everdeenflame, via come-back-to-bed-johnny)

flavorpill: nprfreshair: Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show: I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator. Adorable

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nprfreshair:

Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show:

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

Adorable

(Source: skeletonsriot, via collydoodle)